Explain to me in a rational and calm post why "fat" pokemon are a bad thing. (2024)

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  1. 2 days ago

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    Anonymous

    Explain to me in a rational and calm post why "fat" pokemon are a bad thing. (6)

    They aren't. Fat Pokemon are the soul of how Pokemon are supposed to look.

    • 2 days ago

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      Anonymous

      >baxcalibur
      clever bait, almost had me.

    • 2 days ago

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      Anonymous

      >still shilling your bad redesign

      • 2 days ago

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        Anonymous

        >it's bad because game freak didn't make it

        • 2 days ago

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          Anonymous

          It's bad because the color suck, the patterns don't fit the generation look, and it just looks like some kid's DeviantArt donut steel Excadrill OC.

          • 2 days ago

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            Anonymous

            >it's bad because game freak didn't make it

            • 2 days ago

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              Anonymous

              >I can't stand people not drooling over my sh*t design so I can only accuse them of being shills

              • 2 days ago

                Anonymous

                >it's a sh*t design because game freak didn't make it

              • 2 days ago

                Anonymous

                who are you quoting??

            • 2 days ago

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              Anonymous

              no, it's bad because it's bad

    • 2 days ago

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      Anonymous

      wow that redesign is fricking garbage

      • 2 days ago

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        Anonymous

        Explain to me in a rational and calm post why "fat" pokemon are a bad thing. (7)

        Why did you respond a second time?

    • 2 days ago

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      Anonymous

      Explain to me in a rational and calm post why "fat" pokemon are a bad thing. (8)

      So that's why you LOVE absolute sh*t like greninja, incineroar, primaries, cinderace, inteleon, meowscarada, and quaquaval, right?

      Also,youCANNOT with a straight face actually believe that downgraded """redesign"""" trash is somehow better than Samurott, right? Picrel is closer to that "kino monster" shape you drew than many of the mons you say fit the bill. Meanwhile, that sh*tty OC has such egregious design elements the only way anyone likes it is if their head is so far up their ass as to emerge from their own face again to the point of believing black is a shade of blue. It looks SO bad, and to make it worse, the greater keeps sperging in an extremely obnoxious, defensive manner when everyone tells him exactly how to design better as to not look like mulesh*t.

      • 2 days ago

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        Anonymous

        Explain to me in a rational and calm post why "fat" pokemon are a bad thing. (9)

        Why did you resopond a third time? Is that post really making you seethe that hard?

        >Picrel is closer to that "kino monster" shape you drew than many of the mons you say fit the bill
        I'm sorry about your crippling blindness

        • 2 days ago

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          Anonymous

          >no argument besides "YOU'RE JUST BLIND IF YOU DISAGREE WITH ME LMAO" even after being refuted with images and articulated arguments
          This is already tiresome, and the thread has barely taken off yet.

          • 2 days ago

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            Anonymous

            >no argument besides “the redesign is bad because game freak didn’t make it”

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              It's bad because it looks like a fricking mole for no reason, while completely having sh*tty colors and sh*tty geometry all over. It's lazily made. Why is its skin suddenly black? Why did it ditch the seamitars, which are a natural next step. Why is it an awkward fusion of cool and warm colors? Why are the shadows coming from inconsistent directions? Why is the mustache more akin to plaster in an unnatural position, with it somehow becoming the face? Why is the ear randomly contrasting? Why is the helmet so deformed? How can it even get around any better than

              Explain to me in a rational and calm post why "fat" pokemon are a bad thing. (10)

              So that's why you LOVE absolute sh*t like greninja, incineroar, primaries, cinderace, inteleon, meowscarada, and quaquaval, right?

              Also,youCANNOT with a straight face actually believe that downgraded """redesign"""" trash is somehow better than Samurott, right? Picrel is closer to that "kino monster" shape you drew than many of the mons you say fit the bill. Meanwhile, that sh*tty OC has such egregious design elements the only way anyone likes it is if their head is so far up their ass as to emerge from their own face again to the point of believing black is a shade of blue. It looks SO bad, and to make it worse, the greater keeps sperging in an extremely obnoxious, defensive manner when everyone tells him exactly how to design better as to not look like mulesh*t.

              ? You could have simply made Samurott with those proportions without changing everything else and it would have been fine. But that would be too much cognitive dissonance for you. You'd have to answer tough question like "is it a redesign if Samurott can already stand?" But you don't wanna do that. Instead, you made an intentionally sh*tty design and continuously sh*tpost about it being better than the official when it's obvious it's a downgrade.

              • 2 days ago

                Anonymous

                > It's bad because it looks like a fricking mole for no reason
                I’m sorry you don’t know what moles and otters look like

    • 2 days ago

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      Anonymous

      >literally just a t rex
      >moronic cartoon animal

        • 2 days ago

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          Anonymous

          and there's nothing wrong with that

          Typical sagegay reply

          >no argument
          thanks

          > It's bad because it looks like a fricking mole for no reason
          I’m sorry you don’t know what moles and otters look like

          >YOU'RE JUST BLIND IF YOU DISAGREE WITH ME LMAO
          your sh*tty redesign looks like sh*t and is disconnected from the previous more than samurott. The prevos always had their bodies majority blue, just getting darker. Yours went black, which Samurott just went with a darker blue as its main color. The """redesign""" gets even darker by poorly using what was just claws+stylized gloves on dewott to make it an undercoat color for no reason, while the previous two stages had the darker color as an upper layer in their fur. It also flipped the top-lighter-than-bottom" design that the previous two had for no reason.
          Regular Samurott makes it seem like the fur tufts of dewott took over the whole body, as well as progressing from bubble-like "protection" with oshawott, a more robust samurai-apprentice "skirt" with dewott, and fully fledged armor on samurott. Yours abandons this by keeping the shells to two and just adding the helmet, which looks worse and less believable for no reason, while mixing use of warm and cool colors in a way that does not mix well at all, revert claws to white, revert ear color, ruin mustache-face geometry completely, ruin light sources, make running look stupid, and make it a COMPLETELY different animal order entirely; all for what benefit exactly? To address a gripe you have that could be fixed with some better Samurott animations? A slight tweak even?

          • 2 days ago

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            Anonymous

            >and there's nothing wrong with that
            Yes there is.

            >it looks like sh*t because game freak didn't make it
            lmao

            • 2 days ago

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              Anonymous

              Clarify both points. Tell me what's wrong with having animal-like anatomy and inspirations, as well as as who you're quoting as saying GF-made makes something good. You're the only one mentioning it. Sorry you can't actually defend your sh*tty OC on its own merits.

              • 2 days ago

                Anonymous

                >Tell me what's wrong with having animal-like anatomy and inspirations
                It's boring and makes the pokemon less memorable because it's lazily aping something from real life instead of being its own thing.

                >as well as as who you're quoting as saying GF-made makes something good

                >still shilling your bad redesign

                It's bad because the color suck, the patterns don't fit the generation look, and it just looks like some kid's DeviantArt donut steel Excadrill OC.

                >I can't stand people not drooling over my sh*t design so I can only accuse them of being shills

                wow that redesign is fricking garbage

                Explain to me in a rational and calm post why "fat" pokemon are a bad thing. (11)

                So that's why you LOVE absolute sh*t like greninja, incineroar, primaries, cinderace, inteleon, meowscarada, and quaquaval, right?

                Also,youCANNOT with a straight face actually believe that downgraded """redesign"""" trash is somehow better than Samurott, right? Picrel is closer to that "kino monster" shape you drew than many of the mons you say fit the bill. Meanwhile, that sh*tty OC has such egregious design elements the only way anyone likes it is if their head is so far up their ass as to emerge from their own face again to the point of believing black is a shade of blue. It looks SO bad, and to make it worse, the greater keeps sperging in an extremely obnoxious, defensive manner when everyone tells him exactly how to design better as to not look like mulesh*t.

              • 2 days ago

                Anonymous

                >instead of being its own thing
                they all still are their own things though
                >those quotes
                none of them said being GF-made makes something good. That's just your sperging.

                They are completely different animals. Reposting this just makes you look like even more of a moron, sagegay.

                >They are completely different animals.
                Therefore make it a mole. Ah yes, perfect logic.

                Kingdom; Phylum; Class; Order; Family; Genus; Species
                The closest relation between an otter and a mole would be different orders (carnivora vs eulipotyphla) in the same class (mammalia). That redesign was dumb enough to "just make it a mammal and it's close enough lmao".
                Sea Otters and Sea Lions are significantly closer related. They're in the same order of carnivora while being in different families (mustelidae and otariidae). For reference, this is the same relatedness as a chimp to a gibbon. Complaining about one evolving into another would be EXTREMELY moronic.

              • 2 days ago

                Anonymous

                >dogs and cats are the same animal because they’re both mammals
                This is how high sagegay’s IQ is.

              • 2 days ago

                Anonymous

                >completely dodges the difference between "generally related" and "closely related"
                Desperately looking for sh*t to complain about, huh. If Mankey is a monkey and Primape is an ape, do you complain? Close enough relationship = no real issue. I get it might be localization, but then again no one points out the localization. People just want to pretend otter -> sea lion is somehow unwarranted when their anatomies are insanely similar anyway and they're very close on the tree of life. It's a very dumb thing to complain about.

              • 2 days ago

                Anonymous

                >People just want to pretend otter -> sea lion is somehow unwarranted
                It's unwarranted because the design makes no fricking sense. No one cares what the animal inspiration is.

              • 2 days ago

                Anonymous

                >No one cares what the animal inspiration is.
                thanks for conceding that front
                >the design makes no fricking sense
                care to actually back up this claim you just made?

                >thanks for demonstrating you're a sh*tposter
                I'm not sagegay though

                thanks for demonstrating you're a sh*tposter who can't argue with any substance past "no u"'s

              • 2 days ago

                Anonymous

                >care to actually back up this claim you just made?

                Explain to me in a rational and calm post why "fat" pokemon are a bad thing. (12)

                They aren't. Fat Pokemon are the soul of how Pokemon are supposed to look.

              • 2 days ago

                Anonymous

                that was addressed

                Explain to me in a rational and calm post why "fat" pokemon are a bad thing. (13)

                So that's why you LOVE absolute sh*t like greninja, incineroar, primaries, cinderace, inteleon, meowscarada, and quaquaval, right?

                Also,youCANNOT with a straight face actually believe that downgraded """redesign"""" trash is somehow better than Samurott, right? Picrel is closer to that "kino monster" shape you drew than many of the mons you say fit the bill. Meanwhile, that sh*tty OC has such egregious design elements the only way anyone likes it is if their head is so far up their ass as to emerge from their own face again to the point of believing black is a shade of blue. It looks SO bad, and to make it worse, the greater keeps sperging in an extremely obnoxious, defensive manner when everyone tells him exactly how to design better as to not look like mulesh*t.

                it also doesn't actually support your claim about samurott not making sense

              • 2 days ago

                Anonymous

                "it's bad because game freak didn't make it" doesn't address anything

                >it also doesn't actually support your claim about samurott not making sense
                dewott has kino monster body shape
                samurott has moronic cartoon animal body shape
                it makes no sense for it to go from one to another

              • 2 days ago

                Anonymous

                >"it's bad because game freak didn't make it" doesn't address anything
                good thing no one actually made that argument. See

                It's bad because it looks like a fricking mole for no reason, while completely having sh*tty colors and sh*tty geometry all over. It's lazily made. Why is its skin suddenly black? Why did it ditch the seamitars, which are a natural next step. Why is it an awkward fusion of cool and warm colors? Why are the shadows coming from inconsistent directions? Why is the mustache more akin to plaster in an unnatural position, with it somehow becoming the face? Why is the ear randomly contrasting? Why is the helmet so deformed? How can it even get around any better than[...] ? You could have simply made Samurott with those proportions without changing everything else and it would have been fine. But that would be too much cognitive dissonance for you. You'd have to answer tough question like "is it a redesign if Samurott can already stand?" But you don't wanna do that. Instead, you made an intentionally sh*tty design and continuously sh*tpost about it being better than the official when it's obvious it's a downgrade.

                and

                and there's nothing wrong with that
                [...]
                >no argument
                thanks
                [...]
                >YOU'RE JUST BLIND IF YOU DISAGREE WITH ME LMAO
                your sh*tty redesign looks like sh*t and is disconnected from the previous more than samurott. The prevos always had their bodies majority blue, just getting darker. Yours went black, which Samurott just went with a darker blue as its main color. The """redesign""" gets even darker by poorly using what was just claws+stylized gloves on dewott to make it an undercoat color for no reason, while the previous two stages had the darker color as an upper layer in their fur. It also flipped the top-lighter-than-bottom" design that the previous two had for no reason.
                Regular Samurott makes it seem like the fur tufts of dewott took over the whole body, as well as progressing from bubble-like "protection" with oshawott, a more robust samurai-apprentice "skirt" with dewott, and fully fledged armor on samurott. Yours abandons this by keeping the shells to two and just adding the helmet, which looks worse and less believable for no reason, while mixing use of warm and cool colors in a way that does not mix well at all, revert claws to white, revert ear color, ruin mustache-face geometry completely, ruin light sources, make running look stupid, and make it a COMPLETELY different animal order entirely; all for what benefit exactly? To address a gripe you have that could be fixed with some better Samurott animations? A slight tweak even?

                for the actual arguments you STILL didn't address.
                >samurott has moronic cartoon animal shape
                addressed by

                Explain to me in a rational and calm post why "fat" pokemon are a bad thing. (14)

                So that's why you LOVE absolute sh*t like greninja, incineroar, primaries, cinderace, inteleon, meowscarada, and quaquaval, right?

                Also,youCANNOT with a straight face actually believe that downgraded """redesign"""" trash is somehow better than Samurott, right? Picrel is closer to that "kino monster" shape you drew than many of the mons you say fit the bill. Meanwhile, that sh*tty OC has such egregious design elements the only way anyone likes it is if their head is so far up their ass as to emerge from their own face again to the point of believing black is a shade of blue. It looks SO bad, and to make it worse, the greater keeps sperging in an extremely obnoxious, defensive manner when everyone tells him exactly how to design better as to not look like mulesh*t.

                Still waiting for your actual arguments.

              • 2 days ago

                Anonymous

                >thanks for demonstrating you're a sh*tposter who can't argue
                See

                >thanks for demonstrating you're a sh*tposter
                I'm not sagegay though

              • 2 days ago

                Anonymous

                see

                thanks for demonstrating you're a sh*tposter who can't argue with any substance

              • 2 days ago

                Anonymous

                See

                >thanks for demonstrating you're a sh*tposter
                I'm not sagegay though

          • 2 days ago

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            Anonymous

            >no argument
            As opposed to your non argument sagegay

            • 2 days ago

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              Anonymous

              >As opposed to
              many factual reason the redesign is worse than Samurott, yes. Meanwhile, you haven't addressed not one.

              Explain to me in a rational and calm post why "fat" pokemon are a bad thing. (15)

              Reminder

              Then why is the thread being bumped every time for a while? It's almost like you're just desperate for a boogeyman and can't possibly cope with the notion of being hated by scores of people online for your sh*tposting. Your image reeks of cognitive dissonance. I highly recommend not posting the image again. Everyone laughs at you.
              https://arch.b4k.co/vp/thread/56004789/#56004789

              • 2 days ago

                Anonymous

                At least you tried sagegay

              • 2 days ago

                Anonymous

                thanks for demonstrating you're a sh*tposter who can't argue with any substance

              • 2 days ago

                Anonymous

                >thanks for demonstrating you're a sh*tposter
                I'm not sagegay though

              • 2 days ago

                Anonymous

                Trips of truth

  2. 2 days ago

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    Anonymous

    Explain to me in a rational and calm post why "fat" pokemon are a bad thing. (16)

    A JRPG is meant to immerse the player in the world. I can't be immersed if I see distractingly chubby Pokemon everywhere.

  3. 2 days ago

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    Anonymous

    Spain isn't America

    • 2 days ago

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      Anonymous

      No but it's even more of a socialist sh*thole than the land of "fat-shaming."

  4. 2 days ago

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    Anonymous

    Explain to me in a rational and calm post why "fat" pokemon are a bad thing. (17)

    The problem is when fat fetishist talk smack about newer designs because they aren't fat fricks.

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      Anonymous

      They arent wrong tho

  5. 2 days ago

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    Anonymous

    Fat anything is bad

    • 2 days ago

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      Anonymous

      satanic quads of lies

  6. 2 days ago

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    Anonymous

    Explain to me in a rational and calm post why "fat" pokemon are a bad thing. (18)

    >>it's bad because game freak didn't make it

    • 2 days ago

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      Anonymous

      >Sagegay is a shartyposter
      Why i'm not surprised?

  7. 2 days ago

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    Anonymous

    Explain to me in a rational and calm post why "fat" pokemon are a bad thing. (19)

  8. 2 days ago

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    Anonymous

    Obesity is disgusting lose weight fatty

  9. 2 days ago

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    Anonymous

    >Sagegay entered the thread
    Sharty raid

    • 2 days ago

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      Anonymous

      When will you be done dodging arguments with boogeymanposting? Not everyone calling out your sh*tposting is the same person, you know. Demanding attention for them is stupid.

      • 2 days ago

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        Anonymous

        Nice try sagegay but you're not fooling anyone you should make your post less obvious

        • 2 days ago

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          Anonymous

          >This design is bad because gamefreak didn't make it

          strawmannirg/boogeymanposting/dodging earns you nothing

          • 2 days ago

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            Anonymous

            Typical sagegay reply

  10. 2 days ago

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    Anonymous

    >This design is bad because gamefreak didn't make it

  11. 2 days ago

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    Anonymous

    Explain to me in a rational and calm post why "fat" pokemon are a bad thing. (20)

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      Anonymous

      They are completely different animals. Reposting this just makes you look like even more of a moron, sagegay.

  12. 2 days ago

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    Anonymous

    Explain to me in a rational and calm post why "fat" pokemon are a bad thing. (21)

    Reminder

    • 2 days ago

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      Anonymous

      Holy sh*t this is such a seetheful image.
      >is mad he couldn't respond last in every thread with his sh*tposting
      >doesn't accept the concept of people liking what he doesn't like
      >is mad when people point out his sh*tty reused arguments that have been addressed for years
      >thinks parroting is justified when it doesn't apply
      >assumes everyone against him is the same person
      >conflates samurott defenders with people just thinking that skeledirge is better than the other pederast starters of gen 9 while seething about differently-posed fanart somehow being off model
      >accuses others of genders when he posted proof of being banned constantly after starting them himself
      >ignores the fact that berry farming is an objectively slower way of obtaining berries and only deems it a feature if you can wait long lengths for them
      >hates gen 5 sprites while never demonstrating better alternatives
      >genuinely thinks USUM is harder because he grinds in previous games while somehow shilling affection
      >doesn't realize what His were trying to be and shills its factually worse replacements
      >refuses to acknowledge literally any refutation of his narratives about DS games and likens them to just denial
      XY will never be good kid. Get over it.

  13. 2 days ago

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    Anonymous

    I don't know, you tell me since you're the one flooding threads implying that

  14. 2 days ago

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    Anonymous

    [...]

    See

    >thanks for demonstrating you're a sh*tposter
    I'm not sagegay though

  15. 2 days ago

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    Anonymous

    samurott belly makes me cum instead of explore and fight pokey mons

  16. 2 days ago

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    Anonymous

    [...]

    See

    >thanks for demonstrating you're a sh*tposter
    I'm not sagegay though

    • 2 days ago

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      Anonymous

      see

      thanks for demonstrating you're a sh*tposter who can't argue with any substance

      >Sagegay is having a schizo meltdown in three different threads
      You love to see it

      Still waiting for your actual arguments beyond desperate boogeyman-posting.

      • 2 days ago

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        Anonymous

        See

        >thanks for demonstrating you're a sh*tposter
        I'm not sagegay though

        (You)
        Took you long enough to reply this time be faster sagegay

        • 2 days ago

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          Anonymous

          >still no arguments besides "you're blind" and "you post slow" so he has to resort to boogeymanoposting again
          thanks for demonstrating you're a sh*tposter who can't argue with any substance, even after I resurfaced the substance for your reading pleasure

          • 2 days ago

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            Anonymous

            >thanks for demonstrating you're a sh*tposter who can't argue
            I'm not sagegay though

            • 2 days ago

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              Anonymous

              This "sagegay" thoroughly BTFO you. Yu're just sperging.

              • 2 days ago

                Anonymous

                >This "sagegay" [HEADCANON]
                Whatever makes you feel better with this """Wi sagegay

              • 2 days ago

                Anonymous

                >BTFO so hard he loses ability to type properly
                holy kek you really can't defend your sh*tty OC past ignoring it being BTFO hard

              • 2 days ago

                Anonymous

                Explain to me in a rational and calm post why "fat" pokemon are a bad thing. (22)

              • 2 days ago

                Anonymous

                What goalpost was moved anon? You're the one dodging the argument completely. Here, I'll allow you to quickly catch up.

                >"it's bad because game freak didn't make it" doesn't address anything
                good thing no one actually made that argument. See[...] and [...] for the actual arguments you STILL didn't address.
                >samurott has moronic cartoon animal shape
                addressed by[...]
                Still waiting for your actual arguments.

              • 2 days ago

                Anonymous

                >What goalpost was moved anon?
                Really? sagegay?

              • 2 days ago

                Anonymous

                Still waiting for your actual arguments. Your urge to respond last doesn't mean you were the last to actually address the crux of the debate anon.

              • 2 days ago

                Anonymous

                You just did it again, schizo. You made a claim and failed to back up what you said. I HIGHLY recommend killing yourself, but I know your reason to live is farming (You)'s, so that's not happening anytime soon. What a pitiful fricking existence. Don't worry, your boogeyman isn't leaving either.

              • 2 days ago

                Anonymous

                Sagegay don't you have the unova thread to reply in?

              • 2 days ago

                Anonymous

                Still waiting for your actual arguments. Your urge to respond last doesn't mean you were the last to actually address the crux of the debate anon.
                No one even saged the thread. You're just sperging like a schizophrenic who thinks anyone who disagrees with you across the board is the same person.

              • 2 days ago

                Anonymous

                Why do you repeat the same things like a parrot lol

              • 2 days ago

                Anonymous

                Probably because I'm asking for the same thing again after you still didn't provide it for some reason (your argument).

  17. 2 days ago

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    Anonymous

    >Sagegay is having a schizo meltdown in three different threads
    You love to see it

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